7. Comedy Gold Lyrics GALAVANT |
Song from "Galavant" soundtrack (2015) Galavant - Comedy Gold Lyrics
"Comedy Gold" is a song from Galavant performed by Ben Presley and Timothy Omundson.
Jester: Comedy is easy once you know the basics. Starting with the concept of surprise. King Richard: Right. Jester: Take what folks think, Give it a wink, You try it on now for size.
King Richard: Me? Jester: Yeah.
(King Richard pushes a guard off the balcony and we hear the Wilhelm Scream.)
King Richard: He was surprised.
Jester: Comedy gold. King Richard: Really? Jester: I'm tellin' ya it's comedy gold. King Richard: Yes! Jester: You're killing it! If that doesn't slay them... King Richard: I'll murder ya cold! Guard: Swear to God, it's comedy gold!
Jester: Well, our work here is done, so I'll just be going. King Richard: Oh, we're just getting started. Jester: Ah, right. King Richard: Lesson two.
Jester: Lesson number two is also fundamental. Something that we call the Rule of Three. Set up the joke, Give it a stroke. Third time, bam! King Richard: Yes, now me! Three serfs walk into a bar. The first serf orders a hot grog. The second serf orders a hot grog. And the third serf orders a hot grog. But he has no money or neither do the other two because they are serfs. Huh?
Jester: Comedy gold. King Richard: Yes, nailed it! Jester: I promise you it's comedy gold. King Richard: Hilarious. Jester: The crowd will be rolling... King Richard: Or heads will be rolled. Jester: Oh, not with all this comedy gold.
King Richard: More, more. Jester: Props can be a riot, Ethnic humor, can't deny it. Or a pratfall if it's properly applied. Depending on the viewer, Take it black or work it bluer. Or try an observational aside.
King Richard: Have you ever noticed how lepers have pieces falling off of them? What's that all about?
Jester and King Richard: Gonna be killer, Gonna be ace. Folks dyin' of laughter All over the place! King Richard: And if I get desperate... Jester: A pie in the face! King Richard: I dare you. Jester and King Richard: Tellin' you it's comedy gold!
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